so i have a really crappy cold and i maybe drank an entire bottle of tussin because i want to trip like a 14 year old
Steve harvey: name one thing that you eat?
Steve harvey: survey says!
*booty 20 points*
*steve harvey walks off stage depressed*
but for real i love my tumblr fraaans y’all sweet as hell.
my gaga post + that selfie are getting more notes because of angry gaga fan. i feel so famous. i bet if i dropped an album right now it would outsell artpop.
This grown man is hate-reblogging my selfies because I said something mean about lady gaga
remember lady gaga?
yeah me neither
You clearly do remember Lady Gaga, because you made this post about her. Word of advice, if you’re going to try to make a backhanded comment about her at least be smart about it. (Also don’t forget to preorder “Cheek To Cheek” out Sept. 23)
It wasn’t a backhanded compliment. It was a pretty direct insult.
HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:
1. Pour out how much you think you need.