so i have a really crappy cold and i maybe drank an entire bottle of tussin because i want to trip like a 14 year old

sixpathsofbased:

Steve harvey: name one thing that you eat?

Me: booty

Steve harvey: survey says!

*booty 20 points*

*steve harvey walks off stage depressed*

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bodyfluids:

Marc by Marc Jacobs Spring 2015

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Pink Flamingos (1972)

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urghcharles:

Don’t you hate it when people leave trash on the subway

urghcharles:

Don’t you hate it when people leave trash on the subway

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the60sbazaar:

Liza Minnelli

the60sbazaar:

Liza Minnelli

but for real i love my tumblr fraaans y’all sweet as hell. 

my gaga post + that selfie are getting more notes because of angry gaga fan. i feel so famous. i bet if i dropped an album right now it would outsell artpop. 

http://gagaisafuckinggoddess.tumblr.com/post/97847674591/lizislazy-gagaisafuckinggoddess-lizislazy

gagaisafuckinggoddess:

g-mo-supremo:

gagaisafuckinggoddess:

g-mo-supremo:

lizislazy:

gagaisafuckinggoddess:

lizislazy:

remember lady gaga?

yeah me neither

image

You clearly do remember Lady Gaga, because you made this post about her. Word of advice, if you’re going to try to make a backhanded comment about her at least be smart about it. (Also don’t…

You mad?

Nah. cause Gaga is still a talented millionaire. So…

And you are:

1. Someone she won’t ever care about.
2. Basic.

I will probably never meet her in person, but her music/message of equality has saved my life. Plus only basic people call others “basic”. 

I’m sure she would be super proud of your angry reblogs, bb cakes. 

gagaisafuckinggoddess:

lizislazy:

morning mess

mess indeed. 

This grown man is hate-reblogging my selfies because I said something mean about lady gaga 

dyingggggg

gagaisafuckinggoddess:

lizislazy:

morning mess

mess indeed. 

This grown man is hate-reblogging my selfies because I said something mean about lady gaga 

dyingggggg

gagaisafuckinggoddess:

lizislazy:

remember lady gaga?

yeah me neither

You clearly do remember Lady Gaga, because you made this post about her. Word of advice, if you’re going to try to make a backhanded comment about her at least be smart about it. (Also don’t forget to preorder “Cheek To Cheek” out Sept. 23) 

It wasn’t a backhanded compliment. It was a pretty direct insult.

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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pdlcomics:

So-Deep Space

pdlcomics:

So-Deep Space

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